People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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