first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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