Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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