I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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