Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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