this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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