Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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