I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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