dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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