I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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