He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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