But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Farmville is her only friend.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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