theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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