My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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