worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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