What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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