Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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