We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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