i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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