I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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