Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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