Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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