id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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