if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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