dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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