So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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