she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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