sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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