If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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