yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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