Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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