Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Randomize