Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
there is glitter all over my balls
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