So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
The air was thick with penises
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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