I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
