what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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