Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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