we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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