But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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