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• (917): View more from New York City

  SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.

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• (310): View more from California

  I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER

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  STOP listening to that song

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"

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• (469): View more from Texas

  you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on

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• (707): View more from California

  It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  do we own a ladder

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  We do not.

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  then how am i on the roof

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.

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• (805): View more from California

  I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves

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• (619): View more from California

  I just realized u compared me to a coconut

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