My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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