your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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