i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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