He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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