Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
this just has baby written all over it
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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