I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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