Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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