I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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