he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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