I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I need a beard to bite.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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