I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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