ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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