We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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