My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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