I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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