Are we in a gay sports bar?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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