Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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