my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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