i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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